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Holy Mother of God, how is this even possible? Is this man a robot? Is he an alien? And we all thought climbing El Capitan without ropes was legendary; it pales to comparison to this accomplishment. Fellow men, please rise, and start clapping in recognition of this man. “Please rise”…lol. Talk about entertaining, educating and super inspiring in one link, so TBBish. Thank you Dave for the link! Okay, some selected excerpts for your entertainment with my comments in brackets as always.
“…He had been training hard for a period of months and was delighted to have broken the previous record, which stood at 55.” [training hard—–> Lol Brilliant!]
“For the world record to count every woman I slept with had to be different…” [Calling him a stud…just seems a bit of an insult, don’t you think?]
[By midday the man was ahead of world-record pace, having slept with 29 women.] “I started to get a bit of a cramp around then but luckily we had a physiotherapist on hand to give me a massage which helped out” [Well before then, I would have been in an ambulance on the way to ER with the prognosis being “too far gone”, woohoo!]
[No Viagra type pills allowed, they test! – Mind blown!]
[Okay, you must be wondering what counts…Well, to get more scientific here to preserve the integrity of the competition (I am on a roll now, please stop me!). To count, the man must ejaculate. And the volume of the semen must be more than 5ml. If you are having angry feelings overcome you it is a sure sign you are not a good fit for my blog, please leave now! Okay, and now for the best joke of this piece, my favorite one was this]: The record officials were on hand to dutifully measure the amount of fluid ejaculated by the man at the end of each session. “It’s not the most-sought after job [ROFL by now…can’t take it, this is too much bwahahahaha] but we find it rewarding in our own way”, said one of the judges involved”. [I wonder if the judges put this one in their resumes and/or Linkedin profiles lol]
…Such a high volume of sex in a short period of time causes great trauma to the male sex organ. “As soon as he finished his 57th partner, he was rushed to the hospital for treatment to his penis”, said one official. In the past, men have actually chafed their penis so much attempting to break the record that they ‘ve had to have skin grafts – or in one severe case, amputation was actually required. [Well, if you put it that way, there is no way I will ever go for it then. Because, if it was not for these possibly severe consequences…maybe this would be my next challenge after achieving mega blogger status. Okay, maybe I should cut it off right here….I mean the blog post, WTF! ]
All right, this is more like it, you know. It involves airplanes and travel and stuff like that. As expected, many kings and Middle East dudes along with Russian oligarchs are here. I was surprised to learn that the Chinese President does not own a personal aircraft. Instead he flies on two Boeing 747-400’s belonging to Air China. Which are also used for regular passenger flights! Top on the list is Emir of Qatar Tamim Bin Hamad Al Thani.
I knew some of these but most of them I did not know. Thanks reader Brenton for alerting me to this, very educational. I had no idea Hitler farted so much and he was taking 80 different drugs a day! My favorite is this one about Kim-Jong Il of North Korea at #31:
Kim Jong-Il was praised as the “Creator of the Universe,” along with his father. He was also praised as having had a supernatural birth, and claimed that North Korea is the most democratic, free, and respected nation on earth. He claims that he invented the hamburger and is is the greatest golfer in history. Schoolchildren were taught taught that he never defecated. Not once.
Okay, one more. At #13. This one about Idi Ami, the “Butcher of Uganda” who awarded himself this title:
“His Excellency, President for Life Field Marshall Al Hadj Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC. Lord of all the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular.”
You will enjoy these as much as I did. I avoided asking a lame blogger question so far but here is one for you: If you were to visit only ONE US National Park, which one would it be?
Well, this is probably not news. But the info graphic sure drives the point of what is ahead. And the problems that come with it. We better stop tweeting around and start dealing with real problems, like health care and entitlements. Forget tax reform, not likely happening this year.
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