Other than a bunch of blog posts about how how everyone took AMEX to the cleaners in its generous Small Business Satrurday promotion ($25 per card, including authorized user cards), the blog activity yesterday was very light. It must be the Thanksgiving weekend or I am just bored out of my mind by following all the blogs. We here at TBB do not want to be accused of filler posts, we want to be original, we want to add value to your busy lives and if we can make you laugh a little…even better! This is a labor of love so far, the future is uncertain and so bright we got to wear shades (that was a song I used to like, forgot who sings it, brain cells go as you age!)
The only post I found worthy into making my blog yesterday was this:
What does that have to do with travel? Well, not much, I just found it to be a fascinating article. Well, actually, some travel experiences can be so good they can be characterized as orgasmic, right?
Excerpt: Remember the most convulsive, brain-ripping climax you ever had? The one that left you with “I could die happy now” satiety? Sexbots will electrocute our flesh with climaxes thrice as gigantic because they’ll be more desirable, patient, eager, and altruistic than their meat-bag competition, plus they’ll be uploaded with supreme sex-skills from millennia of erotic manuals, archives and academic experiments, and their anatomy will feature sexplosive devices. [ Sounds awesome, hope we can get miles with that!] Sexbots will heighten our ecstasy until we have shrieking, frothy, bug-eyed, amnesia-inducing orgasms. They’ll offer us quadruple-tongued cunnilingus, open-throat silky fellatio, deliriously gentle kissing, transcendent nipple tweaking, g-spot massage & prostate milking dexterity, plus 2,000 varieties of coital rhythm with scented lubes — this will all be ours when the Sexbots arrive. [ok, screw(pun intended) the miles, who cares? I guarantee the company stock may be the best performing (pun intended again) ever!!]
Sexbots will always climax when we climax if we press that little button on their butt. [Best invention of mankind!]
Sexbots with this option: do we want eye contact, or not? [lol]
Sexbots available in hotels, cruise ships, vacation homes, and convalescent hospitals. [hotel lifetime Platinums get one or two sexbots as benefit during stays?]
Healthclubs offer soundproof chambers for workouts with XTreme Sexbot Cardio. [lol]
Sexbots that tell ten million jokes, because laughing also adds years to life. [we agree!]
Army vets buy “Full Metal Jacket” sexbots that say, “Me so horny! Me love you long time.” [lol]
We always appreciate any comments, suggestions, praise, rants and insults. If you were somehow offended by this article, we here at TBB feel sorry for you. May we suggest a sexbot for you? Now here is a product that may be worthy of lining up to buy on Black Friday!
University of Michigan lost to Ohio State yesterday. People here in Ann Arbor could sure use some sexbots as they are all downright depressed!